COMEDY ON THE RIVER

LIVE COMEDY RIGHT FROM YOUR BOAT

Quick Details

    See one of Toronto’s Best Comedy Shows on the Humber River!

    Join us for laughter-filled evenings with talented comedians while enjoying the beautiful scenery of the Humber River. Looking to try something truly unique?! Our super popular Comedy On The River paddle in comedy shows are back again for another season!

    Located on Toronto’s beautiful Humber River our Comedy On The River event starts at our Humber Paddling centre which is only a 5-minute walk from Old Mill TTC Station! Upon arrival, we’ll get you signed in and set you up with your boat and equipment before you embark on your scenic paddle of the meandering Humber River to our Comedy Show located right on the river! Upon arrival you’ll be greeted by host Dan Galea, and some of Toronto’s biggest upcoming comedians!

    Check out DG Special Productions for other amazing shows or to book your own private show!

    2026 Dates & Comedians

    • Friday June 19th feat. Ali Hassan, Rebecca Reeds & Sammy Farid
    • Friday July 31st feat. Bones Polley & more TBA!

    Additional Info

    Included:
    • Boat(s), Paddle(s), PFD(s)/ “Life Jacket(s)”, & Coast Guard Safety Kit.
    • A comedy show on the river!
    • Our friendly staff to help you every step of the way!
    What to Bring?
    • Dress for the weather!
    • Wear closed-toe athletic footwear you don’t mind getting wet & muddy.
    • Blanket to keep you cozy during the show.
    • Snacks & Drinks (Non Alcoholic)
    • Government issued photo ID.
    Important Information:
    • We Start & Finish this event at our Humber Location, so no need for a shuttle.
    • Plan to arrive at least 15 minutes early for Check-In to ensure that you get out on time and enjoy the whole show.
    • Waivers to be signed on location.
    • Paddlers must be comfortable treading water while wearing a PFD and reaching a shoreline (minimum 20 metres to shore).
    Map & Directions:

    Click Here for Directions to our Humber River Paddling Centre

    Click Here for Frequently Asked Questions!

    Events are subject to weather and other factors out of our control. If we must cancel or delay an event we will let you know as soon as possible.

    Click Here for the Cancellation Policy

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    COMEDY ON THE RIVER

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    Single Kayak

    Seats 1 Adult or 1 Child (8 Years+). Max Capacity: 159Kgs/350Lbs

    $49.95

    Tandem Kayak

    Seats 2 Adults or 1 Adult + 1 Child or Dog. Max Capacity: 249Kgs/550Lbs

    $89.95

    Regular Canoe

    Seats 2 Adults or fits 2 Adults + 1 Small Child or Dog. Max Capacity: 362Kgs/800Lbs

    $79.95

    Large Canoe

    Seats 3 Adults or fits 2 Adults + 3 Small Children. Max Capacity: 430Kgs/950Lbs

    $99.95

    Stand Up Paddleboard

    Fits 1 Adult + 1 Small Child or Dog. Max Capacity: 100Kgs/220Lbs

    $49.95

    Voyageur Canoe Ticket

    Seat in Voyageur Canoe. Max Capacity: 136Kgs/300Lbs

    $39.95

    Bring Your Own Boat

    Show only. Bring your own boat & paddling equipment

    $9.95

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    COMEDY ON THE RIVER Pricing

    Single Kayak

    Seats 1 Adult or 1 Child (8 Years+). Max Capacity: 159Kgs/350Lbs

    $49.95 +tax

    Tandem Kayak

    Seats 2 Adults or 1 Adult + 1 Child or Dog. Max Capacity: 249Kgs/550Lbs

    $89.95 +tax

    Regular Canoe

    Seats 2 Adults or fits 2 Adults + 1 Small Child or Dog. Max Capacity: 362Kgs/800Lbs

    $79.95 +tax

    Large Canoe

    Seats 3 Adults or fits 2 Adults + 3 Small Children. Max Capacity: 430Kgs/950Lbs

    $99.95 +tax

    Stand Up Paddleboard

    Fits 1 Adult + 1 Small Child or Dog. Max Capacity: 100Kgs/220Lbs

    $49.95 +tax

    Voyageur Canoe Ticket

    Seat in Voyageur Canoe. Max Capacity: 136Kgs/300Lbs

    $39.95 +tax

    Bring Your Own Boat

    Show only. Bring your own boat & paddling equipment

    $9.95 +tax

    Quick Details

      See one of Toronto’s Best Comedy Shows on the Humber River!

      Join us for laughter-filled evenings with talented comedians while enjoying the beautiful scenery of the Humber River. Looking to try something truly unique?! Our super popular Comedy On The River paddle in comedy shows are back again for another season!

      Located on Toronto’s beautiful Humber River our Comedy On The River event starts at our Humber Paddling centre which is only a 5-minute walk from Old Mill TTC Station! Upon arrival, we’ll get you signed in and set you up with your boat and equipment before you embark on your scenic paddle of the meandering Humber River to our Comedy Show located right on the river! Upon arrival you’ll be greeted by host Dan Galea, and some of Toronto’s biggest upcoming comedians!

      2026 Dates & Comedians

      • Friday June 19th feat. Ali Hassan, Rebecca Reeds & Sammy Farid
      • Friday July 31st feat. Bones Polley & more TBA!

      Additional Info

      Included:
      • Boat(s), Paddle(s), PFD(s)/ “Life Jacket(s)”, & Coast Guard Safety Kit.
      • A comedy show on the river!
      • Our friendly staff to help you every step of the way!
      What to Bring?
      • Dress for the weather!
      • Wear closed-toe athletic footwear you don’t mind getting wet & muddy.
      • Blanket to keep you cozy during the show.
      • Snacks & Drinks (Non Alcoholic)
      • Government issued photo ID.
      Important Information:
      • We Start & Finish this event at our Humber Location, so no need for a shuttle.
      • Plan to arrive at least 15 minutes early for Check-In to ensure that you get out on time and enjoy the whole show.
      • Waivers to be signed on location.
      • Paddlers must be comfortable treading water while wearing a PFD and reaching a shoreline (minimum 20 metres to shore).
      Maps & Directions:

      Click Here for Directions to our Humber River Paddling Centre

      Click Here for Frequently Asked Questions!

      Events are subject to weather and other factors out of our control. If we must cancel or delay an event we will let you know as soon as possible.

      Click Here for the Cancellation Policy

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