COMEDY ON THE RIVER
LIVE COMEDY RIGHT FROM YOUR BOAT
Quick Details
- Ages: All Ages
- Duration: 2 Hours
- Difficulty: Fun for all Levels!
- Anyone under 18 years of age must be accompanied by a parent/legal guardian. Anyone below 8 years of age must paddle in the same boat as an adult.
- Check out our Memberships for discounts on Rentals & Events!
See one of Toronto’s Best Comedy Shows on the Humber River!
Join us for laughter-filled evenings with talented comedians while enjoying the beautiful scenery of the Humber River. Looking to try something truly unique?! Our super popular Comedy On The River paddle in comedy shows are back again for another season!
Located on Toronto’s beautiful Humber River our Comedy On The River event starts at our Humber Paddling centre which is only a 5-minute walk from Old Mill TTC Station! Upon arrival, we’ll get you signed in and set you up with your boat and equipment before you embark on your scenic paddle of the meandering Humber River to our Comedy Show located right on the river! Upon arrival you’ll be greeted by host Dan Galea, and some of Toronto’s biggest upcoming comedians!
Check out DG Special Productions for other amazing shows or to book your own private show!
2026 Dates & Comedians
- Friday June 19th feat. Ali Hassan, Rebecca Reeds & Sammy Farid
- Friday July 31st feat. Bones Polley & more TBA!
Additional Info
Included:
- Boat(s), Paddle(s), PFD(s)/ “Life Jacket(s)”, & Coast Guard Safety Kit.
- A comedy show on the river!
- Our friendly staff to help you every step of the way!
What to Bring?
- Dress for the weather!
- Wear closed-toe athletic footwear you don’t mind getting wet & muddy.
- Blanket to keep you cozy during the show.
- Snacks & Drinks (Non Alcoholic)
- Government issued photo ID.
Important Information:
- We Start & Finish this event at our Humber Location, so no need for a shuttle.
- Plan to arrive at least 15 minutes early for Check-In to ensure that you get out on time and enjoy the whole show.
- Waivers to be signed on location.
- Paddlers must be comfortable treading water while wearing a PFD and reaching a shoreline (minimum 20 metres to shore).
Map & Directions:
Click Here for Directions to our Humber River Paddling Centre
Click Here for Frequently Asked Questions!
Events are subject to weather and other factors out of our control. If we must cancel or delay an event we will let you know as soon as possible.
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COMEDY ON THE RIVER
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Single Kayak Seats 1 Adult or 1 Child (8 Years+). Max Capacity: 159Kgs/350Lbs |
$49.95 |
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Tandem Kayak Seats 2 Adults or 1 Adult + 1 Child or Dog. Max Capacity: 249Kgs/550Lbs |
$89.95 |
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Regular Canoe Seats 2 Adults or fits 2 Adults + 1 Small Child or Dog. Max Capacity: 362Kgs/800Lbs |
$79.95 |
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Large Canoe Seats 3 Adults or fits 2 Adults + 3 Small Children. Max Capacity: 430Kgs/950Lbs |
$99.95 |
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Stand Up Paddleboard Fits 1 Adult + 1 Small Child or Dog. Max Capacity: 100Kgs/220Lbs |
$49.95 |
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Voyageur Canoe Ticket Seat in Voyageur Canoe. Max Capacity: 136Kgs/300Lbs |
$39.95 |
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Bring Your Own Boat Show only. Bring your own boat & paddling equipment |
$9.95 |
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COMEDY ON THE RIVER Pricing
Single Kayak
Seats 1 Adult or 1 Child (8 Years+). Max Capacity: 159Kgs/350Lbs
$49.95 +tax
Tandem Kayak
Seats 2 Adults or 1 Adult + 1 Child or Dog. Max Capacity: 249Kgs/550Lbs
$89.95 +tax
Regular Canoe
Seats 2 Adults or fits 2 Adults + 1 Small Child or Dog. Max Capacity: 362Kgs/800Lbs
$79.95 +tax
Large Canoe
Seats 3 Adults or fits 2 Adults + 3 Small Children. Max Capacity: 430Kgs/950Lbs
$99.95 +tax
Stand Up Paddleboard
Fits 1 Adult + 1 Small Child or Dog. Max Capacity: 100Kgs/220Lbs
$49.95 +tax
Voyageur Canoe Ticket
Seat in Voyageur Canoe. Max Capacity: 136Kgs/300Lbs
$39.95 +tax
Bring Your Own Boat
Show only. Bring your own boat & paddling equipment
$9.95 +tax
Quick Details
- Ages: All Ages
- Duration: 2 Hours
- Difficulty: Fun for all Levels!
- Anyone under 18 years of age must be accompanied by a parent/legal guardian. Anyone below 8 years of age must paddle in the same boat as an adult.
- Check out our Memberships for discounts on Rentals & Events!
See one of Toronto’s Best Comedy Shows on the Humber River!
Join us for laughter-filled evenings with talented comedians while enjoying the beautiful scenery of the Humber River. Looking to try something truly unique?! Our super popular Comedy On The River paddle in comedy shows are back again for another season!
Located on Toronto’s beautiful Humber River our Comedy On The River event starts at our Humber Paddling centre which is only a 5-minute walk from Old Mill TTC Station! Upon arrival, we’ll get you signed in and set you up with your boat and equipment before you embark on your scenic paddle of the meandering Humber River to our Comedy Show located right on the river! Upon arrival you’ll be greeted by host Dan Galea, and some of Toronto’s biggest upcoming comedians!
2026 Dates & Comedians
- Friday June 19th feat. Ali Hassan, Rebecca Reeds & Sammy Farid
- Friday July 31st feat. Bones Polley & more TBA!
Additional Info
Included:
- Boat(s), Paddle(s), PFD(s)/ “Life Jacket(s)”, & Coast Guard Safety Kit.
- A comedy show on the river!
- Our friendly staff to help you every step of the way!
What to Bring?
- Dress for the weather!
- Wear closed-toe athletic footwear you don’t mind getting wet & muddy.
- Blanket to keep you cozy during the show.
- Snacks & Drinks (Non Alcoholic)
- Government issued photo ID.
Important Information:
- We Start & Finish this event at our Humber Location, so no need for a shuttle.
- Plan to arrive at least 15 minutes early for Check-In to ensure that you get out on time and enjoy the whole show.
- Waivers to be signed on location.
- Paddlers must be comfortable treading water while wearing a PFD and reaching a shoreline (minimum 20 metres to shore).
Maps & Directions:
Click Here for Directions to our Humber River Paddling Centre
Click Here for Frequently Asked Questions!
Events are subject to weather and other factors out of our control. If we must cancel or delay an event we will let you know as soon as possible.
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