Welcome to our Comedy On The River Page. Bookings open for 2021!

How to Book

Read over the information below then select “Book Now” and follow our simple online reservation process.

Looking to try something truly unique?! Our super popular Comedy On The River paddle in comedy shows are back again for another season!

Located on Toronto’s beautiful Humber River our Comedy On The River event starts at our Humber Paddling center which is only a 5-Minute walk from Old Mill TTC Station! Upon arrival we’ll get you signed in and set you up with your boat and equipment before you embark on your scenic paddle of the meandering Humber River to our Comedy Show located right on the river! Upon arrival you’ll be greeted by host Dan Galea, and some of Toronto’s biggest upcoming comedians. Depending on the event, shows may include Jeff McEnery, Pat Thornton, Hisham Kelati, Ali Hassan, Cassie Cao, Hoodo Hersi, Jackie Pirico, Sean Cullen, Carol Zoccoli, Freddie, Chris Robinson, Brandon Ash Mohammed, Kate Davis, Scott Thompson and Daniel Woodrow.

A perfect way to get outside and try something new!

WHEN: May 28th – October 8th 2021
DIFFICULTY: Beginner, but fun for all levels!
EVENT DURATION: 2-Hours
WHERE: Humber River Toronto, Canada!

How to Book

Select the “Book Now” button above, select the date that you prefer then follow our simple online booking steps to complete your reservation.

Pricing

Frequent Paddler Discount – 25%
Prices Include:
 Boat and Equipment Rental

Single Kayak – $40 + Tax.

Tandem Kayak – $70 + Tax.

Regular Canoe – $70 + Tax.

Large Canoe – $90 + Tax.

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Show Only. BYOB (“Bring Your Own Boat and Equipment”) – $10 + Tax. 
Boat and Equipment Rental NOT included. One ticket per your own boat.

What's Included
  • Boat(s)
  • Paddle(s)
  • PFD(s) “Lifejackets”
  • Glow Stick
  • Comedy show right on the river!
  • Our experienced staff to help you every step of the way!

“BYOBoat+Equipment” Option : Comedy Show ONLY. Be sure to bring your own Boat+Equipment!

What to Bring
  • Dress for the weather!
  • Something to secure your Shades so they don’t fall in and sink!
  • Sunscreen, Sunglasses & Hats, are all recommended for sunny days!
  • Blanket to keep you cozy during the show
  • Snacks & Drinks – Non Alcoholic 😉
  • Don’t forget your Cameras!

“BYOBoat+Equipment” Option : Be sure to bring your own Boat+Equipment!

How It Works

Located on Toronto’s beautiful Humber River our Comedy On The River event starts at our Humber Paddling center which is only a 5-Minute walk from Old Mill TTC Station! Upon arrival we’ll get you signed in and set you up with your boat and equipment before you embark on your scenic paddle of the meandering Humber River to our Comedy Show located right on the river! Upon arrival you’ll be greeted by host Dan Galea, and some of Toronto’s biggest upcoming comedians. Depending on the event, shows may include Jeff McEnery, Pat Thornton, Hisham Kelati, Ali Hassan, Cassie Cao, Hoodo Hersi, Jackie Pirico, Sean Cullen, Carol Zoccoli, Freddie, Chris Robinson, Brandon Ash Mohammed, Kate Davis, Scott Thompson and Daniel Woodrow.

Important Information
  • Check specific event dates for start time and duration!
  • Anyone under 18 must be accompanied by an adult or legal guardian.
  • Frequent Paddler Pass: For those who purchased our Frequent Paddler Pass your discount will be automatically applied!
  • Events are subject to weather and other factors out of our control. If we must cancel or delay an event we will let you know as soon as it possible.

Click Here to view our Cancellations & Rescheduling Policy

Frequent Paddler Discount Pass

Become a Frequent Paddler today and save on our huge selection of Kayaking, Canoeing & SUP Guided Tours, Lessons & Rentals! Best of all using your Frequent Paddler Discount Pass you can bring guests and book up to 4 boats using your discount!

How Much? Our 2021 Frequent Paddler Pass is Only $20 + tax!

Restrictions apply. Click Here for More Information!

Map & Directions

Click Here for Directions to our Humber River Paddling Center

2021 Reservations